Post-“earthquake” reactions: PURDDDDDY MUCH.

Tue, 23 Aug 2011 15:41:00 -0400

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Mon, 22 Aug 2011 20:19:32 -0400

Me, the teen years.

Mon, 22 Aug 2011 20:16:23 -0400

Me, the teen years.

Tumblrs: Y U NO LOOK AT F7U12????

Mon, 22 Aug 2011 00:57:57 -0400

Tumblrs: Y U NO LOOK AT F7U12????

So, yeah, a little about me before I pass the f--k out.

Mon, 22 Aug 2011 00:56:20 -0400

Name: Matt

Nicknames: MattyB, Plan B, Wonderboy

Birthday: March 5th

Age: 20

Studying: Biology, Secondary Education, Theater Performance

Favorite food: Anything containing BROTEIN. (No, seriously. Steak, eggs, chicken…)

Favorite band/song: Dave Matthews Band/”The Space Between”

Favorite book: The Perks of Being a Wallflower

Favorite comic: Calvin and Hobbes

Favorite movies: Dodgeball/Anchorman/Fight Club

Favorite TV shows: The Boondocks/Family Guy/The Daily Show/Phineas and Ferb

Favorite video games: Ocarina of Time/Pokemon Blue

Celebrity crushes: Zac Efron, Channing Tatum, Ryan Reynolds

The title of the blog is actually from a comment made to me by one of fraternity brothers, who corrected himself after calling me a “professional homosexual.” YES, I LOVE DUDES. And yes, some of my posts will be pics of the guys I like. I’m totally new to the whole tumblr thing, so any help/suggestions I can get would be awesome.

Final random notes: Perry the Platypus (Agent P) is a boss, I love Socially Awkward Penguin, I’ve caught over 425 Pokemon, good tasting alcohol is always great, and life is definitely short but sweet for certain.

Bros love to travel…even 5,000 miles to Red Square in...

Sun, 21 Aug 2011 21:43:51 -0400

Bros love to travel…even 5,000 miles to Red Square in Moscow.

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Post-“earthquake” reactions: PURDDDDDY MUCH.

Photo

Me, the teen years.

Tumblrs: Y U NO LOOK AT F7U12????

So, yeah, a little about me before I pass the f--k out.

Bros love to travel…even 5,000 miles to Red Square in...