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Post-“earthquake” reactions: PURDDDDDY MUCH.
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Me, the teen years.
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Tumblrs: Y U NO LOOK AT F7U12???? →
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So, yeah, a little about me before I pass the f—k out.
Name: Matt
Nicknames: MattyB, Plan B, Wonderboy
Birthday: March 5th
Age: 20
Studying: Biology, Secondary Education, Theater Performance
Favorite food: Anything containing BROTEIN. (No, seriously. Steak, eggs, chicken…)
Favorite band/song: Dave Matthews Band/”The Space Between”
Favorite book: The Perks of Being a Wallflower
Favorite comic: Calvin and Hobbes
Favorite movies: Dodgeball/Anchorman/Fight Club
Favorite TV shows: The Boondocks/Family Guy/The Daily Show/Phineas and Ferb
Favorite video games: Ocarina of Time/Pokemon Blue
Celebrity crushes: Zac Efron, Channing Tatum, Ryan Reynolds
The title of the blog is actually from a comment made to me by one of fraternity brothers, who corrected himself after calling me a “professional homosexual.” YES, I LOVE DUDES. And yes, some of my posts will be pics of the guys I like. I’m totally new to the whole tumblr thing, so any help/suggestions I can get would be awesome.
Final random notes: Perry the Platypus (Agent P) is a boss, I love Socially Awkward Penguin, I’ve caught over 425 Pokemon, good tasting alcohol is always great, and life is definitely short but sweet for certain.
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Bros love to travel…even 5,000 miles to Red Square in Moscow.


